Rallying Pillows

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Palin 2012

Smile

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Holy Moses!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

A right of privacy party.

Courage

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

The rally driver's breakfast

Bus rally tour

Trump Rally Tulsa

Incentive

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

Coalition dummies.