Rallying Prints

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Palin 2012

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Smile

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Holy Moses!

TRUMP

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

A right of privacy party.

Courage

Occupy the Rose Parade

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

The rally driver's breakfast

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

Bus rally tour

Trump Rally Tulsa

Now remember if anyone asks... you're the navigator.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'