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Flat pack rally car

'Never try crossing the road during a rally.'

The first car accident.

"I need to tinkle."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

Turtle Trailer Court

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'God's speed.'

Cheesie Rider

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Grim reaper ambulance

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"On your mark! Get set!"

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Cars at the drive in.

The Horse Races

'Oh, I'm very fast, but my dad's problem is that I'm not competitive at all...'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'