Military Parade Lover Gifts

Learning the Goose Step

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Footing The Bill

"Home school marching band"

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

Euro 2021

Cheek

Ad Valorem

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Liberty, equality, sorority.

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"It's a great extra recruiting tool. Those who know they can't live up to that quickly disappear."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Lose those unsightly man boobs - JOIN THE US MARINES!'

The Royal Hussars

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"So...were they open to negotiations?"