Military Gadget Enthusiast Pillows

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Eye Off the Ball

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Oooops!

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Vladimir Putin.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

We Don't Know Much

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

The Use of Cavalry