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How's my blitzkrieging?

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Forget what?'

Most valuable element.

The Child and the Tank

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The unknown war poet.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Your tax $ at WAR.

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Obama ready for another war

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Library Geoge W. Bush

Verbal Orders

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

The Grim map of Iraq.

Attila the Nun.

American's Funniest Invasion Strategies.