War History Fan Gifts

"...and find out what happened to my sandwich!"

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

The Jumping Tank

Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.

The unknown war poet.

The bad news is that we lost the war -- the good news is that the king of France has agreed to make it two out of three!

'If you knew the British were coming, why didn't you hide the damn silverware?'

'Mein Fuhrer, the military feels invading Russia is the wrong way to address your anger management disorder.'

John B. Sims, Patriot, Innovator, Blockade Buster - Always willing to share his emotions with his fellows but did they pay any attention? Did they, hell 1751-1812.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Most valuable element.

'Forget what?'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Don't worry it's organic...'

The Child and the Tank

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

Blameless

Library Geoge W. Bush

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Your tax $ at WAR.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Maypole

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Eye Off the Ball

Obama ready for another war

'Does my bum look big in this?'