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Alfred Packer meets the Donner Party...

George Bush steamrolling through the offices of America.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're on a what?!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

John F. Kennedy

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

John F. Kennedy

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Maypole

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Lincoln on corporations.

Saint Patrick

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Horace Mann

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

"How could this happen?"

Obama.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Alabama Claims - Sir John Bull Falstaff Analogy

Abraham Lincoln

Stay the Course.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

The Race to Ukraine

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'