English History Nerd T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt for the English history lover—fun, clever, and beautifully designed. Wear your fascination with Britain’s past proudly and turn heads with witty quotes and historical references.

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King Henry

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'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.' mockup

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..." mockup

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

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King Henry and his Cheshire bride mockup

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

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On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex, mockup

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

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'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!' mockup

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

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'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.' mockup

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

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"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku." mockup

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

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'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.' mockup

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

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"I find that hugely offensive!"

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Eurydice is bitten by a snake

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"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal." mockup

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

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Macbeth: Take Two

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"Believe me it's only an apple."

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'You can't recuse yourself from a war!' mockup

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

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Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast. mockup

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

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Bertolt Brecht.

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Surge Plans.

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Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words. mockup

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

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They came...they saw...they conga'd. mockup

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

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Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'. mockup

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

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"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?" mockup

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

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"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?" mockup

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

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USA-China, trade war.

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Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

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Not Moses

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A Scene From 'Henry V'.

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Trump's State Visit to the UK

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"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing." mockup

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

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"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers." mockup

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

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English History Nerd T-Shirts Collection

English History Nerd Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for English history enthusiasts. Celebrate Britain’s past with clever quotes and iconic designs—they make your daily coffee more inspiring.

English History Nerd Pillows

Comfort meets history with our English history-themed pillows. Perfect for any enthusiast eager to add a witty, historical touch to their home décor.

English History Nerd Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that celebrate England’s legendary history. From witty quotes to iconic imagery, find a perfect piece to showcase your love for the past.