English History Nerd Prints

King Henry

'Einsteiners.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Jane Austen Powers

Surge Plans.

Bertolt Brecht.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

USA-China, trade war.

Not Moses

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

The Thing That Won't Leave

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya