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Oliver Cromwell

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I think he was a celebrity."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Southwark Fair.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

King George I

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"America’s leaders since 1980"

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The Other Cooperstown

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

Europe and immigration.