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King Henry VII

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

King George I

Paul Ree

Trump secret police

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."