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Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

First aid and sculpture

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Mummies for Dummies

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

Cheesemaker

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

"The innocence seems forced."

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

National Pottery Live

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Archaeologists

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Hippocrates

'You just continue to grow.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

'Definitely fake.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.