Ancient Crafts Enthusiast Gifts

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"She's a natural!"

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

First aid and sculpture

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Mummies for Dummies

Artisanal Pottery

'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"The innocence seems forced."

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Cheesemaker

National Pottery Live

"I spent twelve years making this. Where's MY award?"

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

'You just continue to grow.'

An ancient Roman looks at a the bottom of a clay pot and sees a bar code.

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

"I only drink Arts and Crafts beer."

Hippocrates

"Are. You. Ready. To. Weeeeave?"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

'Definitely fake.'

"Now all we need is nomenclature."