Ancient Tool Enthusiast Mugs

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

A gift to complete the man cave.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."