Ancient Tool Enthusiasts Mugs

'The wheel is obsolete. This is a hex nut.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

A gift to complete the man cave.

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."