Vintage Tool Lover Mugs

"How long have you had this fear of computers?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Men's Prayer Group.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.