Vintage Tool Lover Prints

"How long have you had this fear of computers?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."