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Cylinder mower

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

The original paperless office

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

CLEAR!

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Technological advances within the office.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'