Societal Rebels Pillows

"How long do we have to be together before everyone finally stops asking us when we're having kids?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I beg to differ."

Life is About Learning

'We have to get them out more.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

"Although my client was well aware of the falling crime rate, Your Honor, he chose not to be trendy."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

"It's important to be authentic"

'I got the habit while fitting in with the old boys club.'

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

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WC.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

"That's the problem with being politically incorrect these days...you're just like everyone else!"

"You and your mood swings"

'Are you kidding, I used to get high with Smokey all the time.'

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

"I enjoyed smoking it more when marijuana was illegal."

'To have and to hold...'

Contrarian Society - Entrance at rear of building.

Then: Stick It To The Man. Now: Stick It To The Men.

'He's a rebel without a cause.'

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!