Community Rebels Pillows

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I beg to differ."

Pubertry

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Cluster Catastrophe

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

I've turned to the darkside!

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

Bassoonist cherub.

WC.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"You're not from around here, are you?"

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

Ploughing your own furrow

"I want to be prepared for my teen years,so I want to practice being mouthy and moody now."

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"