Community Rebels Mugs

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"I really got used to working from home."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

The Choice is Obvious

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

"I beg to differ."

Pubertry

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Life is About Learning

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

Cluster Catastrophe

"It's important to be authentic"

I've turned to the darkside!

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

Bassoonist cherub.

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

WC.

CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST, 'He wants to be a cop!'

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

"You're not from around here, are you?"

"...Can you please put a couple of pounds on the Bishop of London in the Canterbury race?"

Ploughing your own furrow

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'