Organization Rebels Mugs

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"I gotta be me!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"Is that legal? Can the old man force me to take a performance-enhancing drug."

The Choice is Obvious

City centre pub.

Pubertry

'I won't be taking any more calls today. I threw my phone out the window.'

"So the only way to save the economy is to spend what we haven't got - plus ca change - moin ca change!"

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"I don't think this is a good place to work. Every time I fire someone or lay them off, they actually celebrate."

"He shows enormous potential."

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

Wrong shelf.

'How about some beef stew? -- the wusses from the Health Department made us discontinue the chili.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

"If we just hold our nerve, poorly-lit homes filled with clutter will become 'a thing'."

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

Ace Apartments: Absolutely NO beekeeping!

'I keep it this way on purpose, for speedy reference.'

Unauthorised Personnel

'Watson either does a great deal of work or makes a lot of errors.'

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

'I'm not untidy! I know where I have to look for the things I need! My socks are under the livingroom table, my underpants are behind the couch, the shoes are in the bathroom...'

'Look - decide. Are you going to launch an attack on tradition, or make a few bob?'