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DESERT ISLAND CHRISTMAS

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'Did you say psst?.'

Traffic calming ahead.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'I think its being tapped.'

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

'I love you guys!'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Tinder

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

"She's not a happy camper, he forgot to make the booking, someone's in for a silent night!"

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Happy St Pancakes Day!

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

Santa Self Esteem.

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'Why not just serve Thanksgiving dinner in the shoe department next year and be done with it??'

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Protection from the sun.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Even Santa outsources

Satellite Santa

"I wanted to keep my summer look, so I got it colored."

I never know what to get mom for Christmas. It's simple. Free shipping. I always choose something cool that she wouldn't get for herself. Oooo

CATS ONLY!

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"I was not consulted."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.