British Holidaymaker Gifts

Total Scum Block

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Lounging by the pool

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Mexican Dog

'Here's where things got ugly.'

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

Beer Belly.

"I'm beached body ready."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Fantastic holiday.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

Cornwall

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Travel Agents

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'He must be going economy!'

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM