British Holidaymaker Prints

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'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Lounging by the pool

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Mexican Dog

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

'Here's where things got ugly.'

Beer Belly.

"I'm beached body ready."

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Fantastic holiday.

Cornwall

'If you haven't been in Borneo, then the damn thing is spreading.'

'I'm allergic to sand.'

Travel Agents

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

The rivalry between the Hamptons and Cape Code spills over.

Things to do in the area.

'Let me guess. The flight's been delayed because of snow.'

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

'He must be going economy!'