Modern Holiday Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh, Santa! Not you too?"

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Happy Turkey Day!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."