Modern Holiday Enthusiasts Gifts

'I am texting Santa my Christmas list...'

Letters are sooo last century...I've e-mailed my list.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"