Hawaii Holidaymaker Gifts

"Who would have thought, us in Hawaii, still we'd better get used to mixin' with the jet set. . ."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Camping-Pong

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Lounging by the pool

'See you in two weeks!'

Skier and his dog.

Ice Cream Tower.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Well, we're off for our xmas break - I'm sure you can manage without us for a couple of weeks.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'I think its being tapped.'

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Mexican Dog

Theatrical Christmas.

Beer Belly.

'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"I'm beached body ready."

Are we nearly there yet?

CIVICS 101

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Protection from the sun.

Fantastic holiday.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Well, you could have fooled me. You look as though you're having a good time.'

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

"Looks like Dia de Los Muertos has finally gone mainstream."