Hawaii Holidayers Gifts

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Elfie Stick

Pina Coladas

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Piranhaclaus

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."