Hawaii Holidayers Prints

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't put a Trader Joe's on Wailea Beach?!"

Santa Claus's Mail

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Pina Coladas

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Piranhaclaus

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."