Holiday Celebrating Prints

"You gotta get me into the witness protection program!"

"Looks like an inside job."

"It wouldn't work, Arnie. I'm marshmallow and you're hollow!"

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."

"You animal! You've eaten the booze-filled Easter eggs again, right??!"

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

Holiday Shopping

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Meet the scribe"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Cow Pinatas

Club Antisocial