Holiday Celebrations Prints

"We got you a dreidel."

"If that's another dead bird, we're not doing Christmas next year."

Alternative Dickens: Scrooge Is Audited.

Extra Large Christmas Tree

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

Christmas Lunch; Australian political style.

"Fa-la-la-la-la,la-labor $95 an hour."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Thanksgiving Boxing Ring

"We don't actually have to BE happy, Cody -- we just have to LOOK happy."

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'That's not what I meant when I asked you to carve it.'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

"Another round?"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'Well, don't just stand there Tommy! Open it up and see what's inside!'

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Santa's gifts for 2021

'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

'So, what's for dinner?'

Thanksgiving: 'You are what you eat.'

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

Labor Day Monday

"Thanks, man. I owe you one."

Santa playing golf.

'It just goes JINGLE, JINGLE, then stops.'

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

"My vote's for, 'Bloated Food Coma of Gratitude', but that's cool if everyone else prefers, 'Thanksgiving'."

"Eh, Merry Xmas!"

Farm Fresh Egg Nog.

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

'I don't believe in myself any more.'