Holiday Festivities Prints

"Main floor, aisle six, ladies' scarves. Shopper down."

December to January.

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"Technically speaking, they decide naughty or nice. I'm only responsible for the sentencing."

"I'm sorry, Inspector Lestrade, but for reasons which I confess are sentimental, I feel I must, just this once, decline my services to Scotland Yard."

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

Boxing Day

'Hello, Audubon Society - This is Santa, calling in the results of the Northpole's Christmas Bird Count...'

Catnip Christmas

"My little brother was too short to wear a sheet."

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Five Gold Rings

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Santa Claus

"You guys have it made."

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Dashing through the snow in a one horse open sleigh, o'er the fields you went, laughing all the way. Have you been drinking?"

Christmas Party

"This speedy little compact model is going to help me finish early."

"It's not easy in the gig economy. My buddy and I only have decent jobs once a whole year."

Halloween Mobile

"You're not the only one making a list and checking it twice."

Christmas shopping

'Mr Thomas! Don't get on that ship! The rest of the book, To Serve Turkey...it's a cookbook!'

"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"

A field of Christmas baubles

"What a workout! I'm covered in broth."

"Merry Freaking Christmas. Now get back to work"

Pumpkin Shortage

'It's some carol mimers dear.'

'What? -- You didn't get your letter to Santa notarized?'

It won't be Christmas without you!

Happy Xmas