Holiday Celebrating T-Shirts

"You gotta get me into the witness protection program!"

"Looks like an inside job."

"It wouldn't work, Arnie. I'm marshmallow and you're hollow!"

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

"Thank you for this food, and protect us from the additives and preservatives therein."

"You animal! You've eaten the booze-filled Easter eggs again, right??!"

Holiday Shopping

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Tourists

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Club Antisocial

Transylvanian backpackers.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree