Hawaii Gifts

I love my Uke.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"