Hawaii T-Shirts

I love my Uke.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Big screen TV falling through floor

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'It says, 'Life is like a transistor.''

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."