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Hawaiian Airways: No Ukulele playing beyond this point.

Carefree luggage.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

I love my Uke.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Lei-ing Hens

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Bed & Bagel'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Basic economy

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'I don't think that flight attendant is having a good day.'

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"