Traveling To Hawaii Prints

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

Hawaiian Airways: No Ukulele playing beyond this point.

Carefree luggage.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

I love my Uke.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

'Bed & Bagel'

Lei-ing Hens

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

A Simplified Map Airport Map

It is a little odd, I have come to a place completely off the grid to recharge my batteries.

Basic economy

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'I don't think that flight attendant is having a good day.'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals