Traveling To Florida T-Shirts

The fate of the emigrant

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Shellfie

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Limerick Airport

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"How's it look back there?"

Feeling for shells

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Noooooooooooo!"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

The Echoes at Killarney

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'