Traveling To Florida Pillows

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

The fate of the emigrant

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Try me/try me/try me...

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Shellfie

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

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"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Stonehenge Sandcastle

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

Limerick Airport

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

"Noooooooooooo!"

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"How's it look back there?"

Feeling for shells

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

The Echoes at Killarney