Traveling For Vacation Pillows

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Beach con-man.

Airlines

Holiday time.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

World Tour.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'