Vacation Trip Pillows

The Echoes at Killarney

"It looked different on the internet."

'Rumour has it - he upset a 'Witch - doctor' while on holiday in Africa!'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

Holiday time.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"First class, or with children?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bad fake tan day.

Club Antisocial

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"