Florida Culture Pillows

Alligator shoes.

Mardi Gras

Cimafunk

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Can we move over there?'

Elvis Presley

Last Chance For Reality

Louis Armstrong.

Plymouth Rock

Frosty, the Golden Years

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Get Your Shot

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Funky Facts: USA.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Steeroids

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

George W. Bush

Moonbillies.

'To me! Let's party.'

American high street

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."