Fun-loving Floridians Pillows

Snowman attempting to hitchhike to Florida.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Hardy Annuals

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Family working together

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Origins of a family tradition.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Parents with Babies

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Dog retirement in Florida.

Alligator shoes.

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

"Slug bug...no hit backs!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."