Fun-loving Floridians Pillows

Snowman attempting to hitchhike to Florida.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Family working together

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Origins of a family tradition.

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

"It's going to be tight making all of these 873 connecting flights tonight."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

"For calling in sick press two to have our psychic verify your condition."

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Parents with Babies

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Alligator shoes.

Dog retirement in Florida.

'Quick!! Hand me the net.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just helps me focus on what's important."

Bring our daughters to work day.