Florida Culture Buff Pillows

Alligator shoes.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Can't Touch This

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

The High Line at Giza

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Picasso: The Early Years

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Kultural K9's.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Last Chance For Reality

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"Outré or simply bad?"

TV and cleaner

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

'Dear, you're not supposed to take it seriously...it's a reality show!'

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"