Celebrity Culture Buff Pillows

Santa with reindeer minders.

I'm told we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?

"A motive? Obviously darling!"

"How do you handle being a rock god?"

Elvis Costello

"Give me the Vin Diesel."

"It's a sequel to my tell-all book, a tell-more book."

Dakota Fanning

Woody Harrelson

Ashley Judd

Restaurant - Winehouse List: 10 bottles of red...

Man choosing options at Hollywood ATM.

'You are tuned to the 24 hour Paris Hilton Channel.'

Harry Hill

'While my practice is limited to celebrities, I occasionally represent a 'nobody' to prove the system works for one and all.'

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'Oh no! The sexual harassment doesn't bother me. It's his annoying dancing I'm suing him for.'

"If only a twenty-something megacelebrity slash style icon slash trailblazing entrepreneur slash regular-person-just-like-us would weigh in about our country's current ideological crisis..."

'It's Amy Winehouse's cat. Says HE wants to check in.'

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Jodie Foster

Keith Richards

Celebrity anagram: Male hen moons (Answer: Eamonn Holmes.)

'Please, 'Mr. Never-wears-pants' was my father's name. Call me Gary.'

Moving to earlier and earlier time slots, comedian Jay Leno would eventually host 'As the Jay Turns' at 8am.

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

Dennis Hopper

I'm sorry, Al, but no, you're not really a god trapped in the body of a mere mortal man. How about if I'm just George Clooney trapped in the body of Al Fusco?

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

Steve Buscemi

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'