Celebrity Culture Buff T-Shirts

Santa with reindeer minders.

I'm told we were once married. Can you tell us what that was like?

"It's a sequel to my tell-all book, a tell-more book."

Man choosing options at Hollywood ATM.

'While my practice is limited to celebrities, I occasionally represent a 'nobody' to prove the system works for one and all.'

'It's times like this when I ask myself, what would Oprah do?'

'Oh no! The sexual harassment doesn't bother me. It's his annoying dancing I'm suing him for.'

"If only a twenty-something megacelebrity slash style icon slash trailblazing entrepreneur slash regular-person-just-like-us would weigh in about our country's current ideological crisis..."

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

Celebrity anagram: Male hen moons (Answer: Eamonn Holmes.)

'Please, 'Mr. Never-wears-pants' was my father's name. Call me Gary.'

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

"Look! No hands!"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

The High Line at Giza

Picasso: The Early Years

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Pearly King and Queen

Can't Touch This

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Out of kilter.

Little Red Riding Carpet

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Outré or simply bad?"

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.