Florida Culture T-Shirts

Alligator shoes.

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Can we move over there?'

Louis Armstrong.

Last Chance For Reality

Frosty, the Golden Years

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Get Your Shot

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

'Not funny, Lulu!'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

Steeroids

The Statue of Liberty stands up all day long and rests by night.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Funky Facts: USA.

Moonbillies.

George W. Bush

American high street

'To me! Let's party.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."