Southern Culture Buff T-Shirts

"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

Last Chance For Reality

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

William Faulkner

Truman Capote

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Gregg Allman

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What? You've never been to Waffle House? I guess it is kind of a regional thing."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Where 'Pulled Pork' comes from.

"When your Scottish smoked salmon comes batter dipped and deep fried, you know you're in the South."

The Redneck Shoppin' Buggy

A Redneck Christmas

Bed, Bath & Younder

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "

Hey y'all.

'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'

Diocese of South Carolina!

'It's no use Jim-Bob. Ever since I got that gap between my teeth fixed, I can't play the banjo!!

"I'd like to keep my gun on."

"I see a future that will involve a number of secret herbs and spices

(Pickup trucks, whiskey, hangovers, wild women, what are these things....?)

'Git your hicks' on route 66.

The Mason Bee and the Mason-Dixon Bee.

'Cutting Mistletoe in the South'

Some Settling May Not Occur

Yorkshire Lass

"And from now on, Mrs. Chamberlain, I'd appreciate it if you didn't call me Skeeter. Try to call me Marvin."